Hello From The Ottawa River: Mating In The Wild And Other Diversions

ly 23 and 24 my friend Leslie and I went on aHere totally opposite dynamics were at play: these
weekend adventure: a learn-how-to-kayak weekendwere 2 couples who had been together for 5 and 8
on the Ottawa River. We had a great time,years respectively, and one of the couples just
combining sports and relaxation on a weekend awayrecently found out that they are expecting a baby.
from the city.Definitely no mating help needed here...
As you know, wherever I am, I keep my eyes openAfter about 10 pm we joined Krista's "poise"
for interesting travel-related story ideas, and oneperformance on the middle campground which was
story idea decidedly hit me right in the face when wethe home base of the Meet Market travel group.
started socializing with the other weekendKrista delivered 4 performances of poise, a martial
vacationers. There was a group of 36 people whoart used by the Maori people that involves two wires
had all come on a bus from Toronto to go rafting forwith a wick at the end that is set on fire. It was an
the weekend, and the trip was organized by aawesome performance, and the guys in particular
company called Meet Market Adventures.seemed to enjoy it since Krista is not only talented,
Their website says that Meet Market Adventuresshe's also a very cute-looking young woman.
promotes singles travel in Canada & the UnitedAs the evening went on, one of the single travellers
States for busy singles seeking adventurous singlesdeclared himself the "leader of the tribe" and
travel vacations in Canada & the United States.proceeded to play the bongo drums that had
Apparently you can choose from over 30 adventuresaccompanied Krista's performance earlier. He certainly
for every interest in any month and enjoy the greathad an interesting concept of rhytthm and style. He
outdoors with hiking, biking, sky diving, skiing and lotsalso delivered a graceful dance around the campfire in
of other activities.a towel and for some reason kept referring to my
At breakfast on Saturday morning we got to know afriend Leslie and me either as "the kayak girls" or "the
few people from the group and they told us that thissacrificial virgins" (yeah right..), but overall the tribal
singles travel company organizes everything fromleader turned out to be a lot less obnoxious than he
after-work get-togethers in local bars to one orinitially seemed to be. I was wondering who was
two-day weekend getaways, to week-long cruisesactually going to get voted off the campground by
and other outings.the end of the night....;)
Well, I am solidly married woman, so I am notMy friend and I had a great time socializing with a
personally concerned about finding a mate, but Ifew people from this group, jokes were flying the
have lots of single female friends who arewhole evening, we even went down to the 3rd
experiencing varying degrees of frustration with thecampground level (designated specifically for noisy
dating world and have tried everything from onlinecampers...) where the local residents had the biggest
dating sites like Lava Life, to speed dating services,bonfire on the go that you can imagine. It was one
to more personalized match-making services, withof those evenings where you just feel giddy and
decidedly mixed success.laugh your head off, both Leslie and I unaided by
During the past weekend the hobby behaviouralalcohol since neither one of us actually drinks.
scientist in me made an appearance and I tried toMind-altering drugs weren't necessary, since this was
study the dynamics of this group as much asan evening of pure unadulterated, spontaneous and
possible. Friday night was a very rowdy night on theharmless fun.
campground and I can only conclude that this groupOverall the single travellers seemed to have a great
(probably the largest group on the campground) astime. There definitely seemed to be more group
well as some other smaller groups took advantage ofsocializing going on than individual mating attempts,
a weekend away from home and really let loose.and overall it seemed to be a pretty respectable
There was lots of hollering, loud music, obviouslyway of connecting with other like-minded human
plenty of drinking, and from the sounds of it, peoplebeings, male or female for that matter.
had a pretty entertaining time.Leslie and I headed to bed at around 1 am, but many
Saturday was the first day of rafting for thesein the crowd were still going strong. The next
groups and since we went kayaking instead ofmorning the group had another day of rafting
rafting, we didn't have any interactions with thescheduled and some people had been on the go until
singles group during the day. In the evening we6 am, when the cows made their wake-up calls and
headed down to a dock by the river front anddaily inspection and paddie-dropping run through the
bumped into 6 members of the group: 4 males and 2campgrounds. There were a few bed-heads and red
females who were chatting in a very orderly wayeyes in the crowd and I didn't envy these folks for
and taking in the sunset. Everybody was veryhaving to go rafting on whitewater for the whole
friendly and the ladies including us said goodbye afterday after a night of hearty partying.
about half an hour to head back to the campgrounds.The crowd returned at about 2 pm, and there were
We had a nice chat with one of the ladies from theeven more tired faces in the group. They were
singles travel group who said that she hassafely packed into their bus, ready to go home to
participated in several major adventure eventsToronto, until next time. All I can say is that an
organized by Meet Market Adventures and she quiteadventure outing for a group of single adventure
enjoyed them, although her dating results to datetravellers seems like a pretty decent alternative for
have been mixed.people who want to make friends with shared
Once back at the campground we briefly joined ourinterests. Whether it is a good mating venue only
white water kayaking colleagues at the campfire ontime will tell.....
the top campground, designated for "quiet campers".