Nessie, the Beast of the Loch

They were fierce hill tribes in what is now Scotland,Nessie.She is reported to have an elongated neck
and we called them Picts. The name seems to meanthat quite often protrudes from the water with a
"The Painted People" for they were known to lovesmall head, diamond shaped flippers and three distinct
bright body art and multi-coloured clothing. Theyhumps on her back followed by a tail. Sone say that
were artists, prolific carvers of stone and from theshe lives under or around Urquhart Castle and many
carved standing stones still found in the region aroundphotographs (mostly fake) have been taken of her in
Loch Ness, we can see that the Picts werethe vicinity.The sedimentary rocks which cradle Loch
fascinated by animals, carefully etching their likenessNess are some of the oldest in the world. The
into the surface of the stone. And they left us asandstones were originally laid down in warm seas
mystery.For all the animals depicted on the Pictishwhen Scotland was located in the latitude where
stones are lifelike and easily recognisable, except forAustralasia is today. As the continents drifted
one. This exception is a strange beast with a longnorthwards the land became squeezed into the dry
elongated beak or muzzle, a head spout, and withcentre of the super-continent Pangaea.400 million
flippers instead of feet, somewhat like a swimmingyears ago, the Great Glen side slip fault was created.
elephant. This Pictish beast is the earliest knownThis Great Glen, almost cutting Scotland in two, is
reference to the belief that took hold in the Scottishhome to the black waters of Lochs Ness, Oich,
Highlands at least 1,500 years ago, that Loch Ness isLochy and LinnheAs the continents began to break
home to a mysterious underwater animal. The Lochup and cluster around the north pole, great Scottish
Ness Monster.Columba stood for no nonsense, evenmountains, which would have been Himalayan in size
from a monster. He had ordered one of his monks towere gradually worn down to the stumps which you
swim across the loch to fetch a boat when, halfwaysee today. Scotland was still in the grip of the ice
across, the beast appeared and rushed at thetwelve thousand years ago, but the main advances
swimmer, roaring in a most frightening way. Thewere over and the land was beginning to rebound
Saint himself jumped in the loch crying out at thefrom being depressed into the mantle. The surface
monster "Go no further, nor touch the man! Goof Loch Ness would have been at a similar elevation
back!". Thus commanded, the monster fled. Theto sea level.Anything living in the Loch today must
great Columba converted most of Scotland tohave arrived from the freezing North Sea up the
Christianity and apparently converted Nessie too, forRiver Ness after the final retreat of ice.Many
it is said that until he went out on the waters andscientists and zoologists will admit to half- believing
soothed the beast, she had been a murderess.Inthat a large aquatic animal does in fact exist in Loch
Scottish folklore, large animals are associated withNess. There are numerous theories as to her identity,
many bodies of water from small streams to theincluding a snake-like primitive whale known as a
largest lakes, often labeled Loch-na-Beistie on oldzeuglodon, a type of long-necked aquatic seal, giant
maps. These water-horses, or kelpies, are cousins ofeels, walruses, floating mats of plants, giant molluscs,
the Irish Pooka and have similar magical powers butotters, a "paraphysical" entity, mirages, diving birds
often malevolent intentions. They are dragons underand most popularly, a plesiosaur. Nessie was even
water, lurking with ravenous intent, waiting for thegiven a scientific name "Nessiteras rhombopteryx"
onset of darkness in the long Northern nights beforenamed by Sir Peter Scott so that Nessie could be
they come forth and devour the Innocent.Theadded to the British Register of officially protected
monster, sea serpent, kraken and other mythologicalwildlife.The name, translated from Greek means "The
creatures have formed a part of folklore since thewonder of Ness with the diamond shaped fin". Over
beginning of time. Around the world there arethe years many have noted that if you rearranged
reputed to be sea serpents or monsters in manythe letters of Nessiteras rhombopteryx, it can be
bodies of fresh water. Nessie in Loch Ness, Morag inmade to read "Monster hoax by Sir Peter S".This
Loch Morar, Shielagh in Loch Shiel, Lizzy in Lochmay mean something - or it may mean nothing at
Lochy, Champ in Lake Champlain, Ogopogo in Lakeall.Nessie is either there, or she's not. I like to think
Okanagan and, quaintly, Wally in Lake Wallowa.Whileshe has outwitted our efforts to trap her, pin her
research has been conducted at many of thesedown, categorise her, tame her and turn her into tea
lakes, Loch Ness is the icon for monsters and Nessie,towels. And one day you may get to see her
the Loch Ness Monster is, without doubt, theyourself. Long may she live in the loch !Susanna Duffy
grandmother of them all. It is to Loch Ness whereis a Civil Celebrant, grief counsellor and mythologist.
myriad researchers have flocked with their camerasShe creates ceremonies and Rites of Passage for
and sonars, webcams and mini submarines, theirindividual and civic functions, and specialises in Croning
hopes, fears and dreams of solving the mystery ofand other celebrations for women.